Wife and Husband SMS and Jokes

 Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!

 
   



Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

 


Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.

 


Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

 


Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest
and pease so here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!

 


 Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

 


Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

 


Biwi: Tumare dimag me sirf gobar bhara hai.
Pati: To fir itni der se Q kha rahi ho?

 


Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Husband: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Husband: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Husband: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...

 


Wife: What is so interesting in me?

Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!

 


Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent

Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to!(let me count!)

 


   

  Husband aur Wife Hotel
me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha,”Koun Thi Wo?”
Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.

Friendship SMS In Hindi

Friendship is a silent gift of nature..
More old .. more strong..
More deep.. more clear..
More close.. more warm..
Less words.. more understanding..

 
   



Few Relations in Earth Never Die.Want 2 know What it is? Read again.. (F)few (R)relations (I)in (E)earth (N)never (D)die

 


A special friend is rare indeed, it beems to be special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so lucky I m for having you.

 


If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my "FRIEND" u r the "BEST"!!!!!!!!!

 


A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.

 


Science has proved that sugar melts in water,so plz don`t walk in the rain,
otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like u!!!

 


1 iS oNe aNd tWo iS 2
i 4 yOu , yOu 4 mE
WheN i gO yOu ComE WitH mE,
iTs MeaN oUr FrIenDsHiP iS VerY FaNcY.

 


Ashq bahay to ahsaas hota hay,
Pyar k bina jeevan kitna udas hota hay,
Umar ho teri sitaron jitni lambi,
Aisa DOST kahan har kisi ke paas hota hay.

 


Dharaktay dil Ke peechay koi Baat Hoti Hai,
Dard-e-dil main Kisi Ki Yaad Hoti Hai,
Aye dost tumhain Pata Ho na ho..
Par aapki Har Khushi K Piche Hamari Faryaad HoTi Hai.

 


“LOVE”is a Small Coin
“LIFE” is a BIG Coin
“Wife” is a Lucky Coin
“Lover” is a Sweet Coin

BUT,

“FRIENDSHIP” is a GOLD Coin
Keep it safe it..!

 


Good FRIENDS are hard to find,
harder to leave,
and impossible to forget.

 


if u doubt our freindship,take a coin and put Toss.
if it is Head means. You are my friend. If it is
Tail means. I am your Friend...!

 


I want to be frends with cute guys, I have alredy 11 of them. If I can hav u I can make a Dozen. Are u interested?

 


Friendship improves happiness and abates misery, by the doubling of our joy and the dividing of our grief.

 


F R I E N D S H I P
,;*"*;, is like
* ; ,;* a
__)(____ TRee.....
It is not MEASUREDby how TALL it could be,but how deeply the roots have grown

 


Khuda nay dost ko dost say milaya.
Doston k liye dosti ka rishta banaya.
Par khuda nay farmaya,
dosti rahegi uski kayam
jisne dosti ko dil say nibhaya.

 


   

 Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey

  

Friendship Text Messages

Dosti ke waaday ko yuhi nibhatay rahengay,
HUM har waqt APKO satate-mnaate rahengay.
Mar bhi jayein to kya gham hai
HUM AANSU bankar aapki ankhon me ate rahengay.

 
   



Keep the lamp of friendship
burning with oil of Love,
because Sun rises in the east
and set in the west

but the Friendship rises in the Heart
and sets after death.

 


Meaning of Friendship : -

F——-FOREVER
R——-RESPONCIBLE
I——-INTELLIGENT
E——-EAGER TO MAIL
N——-NICE
D——-DIVINE
S——-SIMPLE
H——-HEARTLY
I——-INTERSTED
P——-PEACEFUL

 


A good Friend is like a computer
he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself
in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles
and never DELETE you from his heart.

 


Some can give u Crying & tears.
Many othrs can give u Laughter & smiles.
But only rare can give u
Laughing tears & Crying smiles.
Those r simply called Friends.

 


The ball can escape from bat,
The rat can escape from cat,
But u cannot escape from
“MY HEART U R Always my good friend”

 


Some one asked me 4 how long will u both be friends?
i remained silent bcoz
i didnt know which is longer..
“ALWAYS” or “FOREVER”.

 


A daily thought
A silent tear

A Constant wish
that u r near…

Words are few
but thoughts r deep…

Memories of our friendship
i will always keep

 


Love is like a chewing gum,
it tastes only in the beginning!

But friendship is like chocolate,
it tastes till it ends!

 


Fill in the blank: Im ur .....friend-
a)-Cute
b)-Sweet
c)-Loving
d)-Girl
e)-Best
of all Reply is a must...

 


Friends are those who take care without any hesitation,
Who remember you without limitation and
Who love you without any communication.

 


   

 If
A is 1
B is 2
C is 3
.....................
Z is 26 then
L+O+V+E=54
And
F+R+I+E+N+D+S+H+I+P=108.
Interesting hai naa...
Friendship is twice stronger than Love...

  

English Friendship SMS

 
 SWEETHEART, is a special word for LOVE,
LOVE, is special word for CARE,
CARE, is special word for FRIEND,
and
FRIEND, is special word for… ‘YOU”

 
  



Make a friend its a Gift !
Have a friend its a Grace !
Keep a friend its a Virtue but
Be a good friend its a honor !

 


How can U tell the rain not 2 fall
when clouds exist?

How can U tell the leaves not 2 fall
when wind exist?

How can U tell me not 2 fall in friendship
when U exist.

 


When u rise up,
Your friend know who you are.

When you fall down,
You know who your friend are.

 


Flower are many
But i like rose.

Friends are many
But I like u.

 


When it hurts to look back,
and you’re scared to look ahead,
you can look beside you
and your best friend will be there

 


Friendship is all about 3 things
Winning
Losing n
Sharing

Winning your friends heart,
Losing your ego,
and Sharing joys and sorrows.

 


As precious as u r to me,
As precious no one can ever be,
I know friends r hard to choose,
But u r a friend I never want to lose.

 


A triangle has 4 end,
square has 3 end,
segment has 2 end,
but our friendship has no end.

 


H_M T _M
Is not complete
with out “U”

&

Fr _endsh_p
will never be
completed
with out “I”

so U n I
have to be there
forever if

u want
HUM &TUM 2
be friends

 


If u r a chocolate u r the sweetest,
if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable,
If u are a Star u r the Brightest,
and since u r my ?FRIEND? u r the ?BEST?!

 


I m Happy, U know Why ?
Because I m Lucky, U know Why ?
Because GOD Love me, U know How ?
He sent the best friend to me u know Who ?

 


  

BIRTH IS START OF LIFE
BEAUTY IS ART OF LIFE
LOVE IS PART OF LIFE
DEATH IS LAST OF LIFE
BUT
FRIEND IS HEART OF LIFE

Friends Text Messages

 --:--:-<@
--:--:-<@
--:--:-<@
I am sending u three flowers,
for reminding u three things..
U
ME
and
OUR FRIENDSHIP.

  
   



Longest Love Is Mothers Love....
Shortest Love Is Others Love....
Sweetest Loves Is Lovers Love...
But Strongest Love Is Friends Love...
Like U & Me............

  


A bond of love,
A medal of trust.
A shoulder in sadness,
A hand in darkness.
A special relation to hold,
An ear where secrets can be told.
An appreciator for encouragement,
Something that doesn’t cost.
A jewel never to be lost.
Is the magic called
F R I E N D

  


A Friend Is Someone
Who Knows The Song In Ur Heart
And Can Sing It Back To You,
When U Have Forgotten The Words..!!

  


Good Friends are like software.
They enter ur life;
scan ur problems;
edit ur tensions;
download ur solutions;
delete ur worries
and
save u in their heart!

  


Best friends are like pairs of scissors…
When together they often go in different directions
but they give punishment to those
who dare to come between them!!!

  


Zindagi main log milte hain *EVERY TIME*
Or ache lagte hain *SOME TIME*
Dost bante hain *ONE TIME*
Per yaad ate hain *LIFE TIME*

  


Rishton ki dori kamzor hoti hai,
Aankhon ki baatein dil ki chor hoti hai,

Khuda ne jab bhi pucha dosti ka matlab,
Hamari ungli aapki taraf hoti hai.

Happy Friendship Day.

  


Days r too busy,
hours r too fast,
sec r too few,
but there’s always time
for me to remember
a nice friend like u

  


True friends are like Diamonds…
they are real and rare.
False friends are like leaves…
they are scattered everywhere.

  


Friendship is a priceless gift,
That cannot be bought or sold.
But it’s value is far greater,
Than a mountain of gold.

  


   

Zakham + You = Marham,

Tanhai + You = Mehfil,

Tearsï + You = Smile,

Raastaï + You = Manzil,

Nothingï + You = Everything,

Me + You = A gr8 story off ” FRIENDSHIP ”

Zakham + You = Marham,

Friendship Love SMS

 Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart

  
   



Friendship is a network that needs no recharge,no roaming,no activation,no signal problems,just make sure u dont switch off your heart.

  


How long shall we be friends?
Do you want a clue?
As long as stars twinkle in the sky,
till the water runs dry and till the day I die.
We will be friends.

  


The Test Of Friendship
Dosen’t Comes When U R 2gether.
It Comes When U Part Ways &
U Realize That Despite The Distance,
The Friendship Is Still There…

  


I have a pen which is blue,
I have a friend which is you.
Flowers will die, waters will dry,
but our friendship will never say goodbye.

  


When you’re down,
I’ll be there to cheer you up.

When you’re tired,
I’ll be there to lift you up.

I’ll be your friend no matter what!

  


Ache dost “haath” aur “ankh” ki tarha hote hain,
Jab “hath” ko takleef hoti hai to “Ankh” roti hai,
Aur jub “ANKH” roti hai to “Hath” ansu pochtay hain.’-..’-.

  


Aapke lakho dosto mai 1 hu mai,
aapko na dikhega wo sitara hu mai,
itana to muze bhi yakin hai mere dost,
karoge sabse ache dost ki ginati
to sabse LAST hai hum…!

  


We smile at whom we like, we cry for whom we care, we laugh with whom we enjoy & we become angry with whom we feel is our own. That's Friendship, that's Luv

  


Friendship is a promise made in the heart....
silent...
unwritten...
unbreakable by distance...
unchangeble by time...
its lovely to have u as one..!

  


A friend is like a "PILLOW",u can hug it when u r in trouble,u can cry on
it when u r in pain,u can embrace it when u r happy...!Always remember I can b ur PILLOW.

  


DOST Wo Ho Jo
JAN- Ki Dhoop Ho
FEB- Ki Barish Ho
MAR- Ki Shaam Ho
APR- Ki Bahar Ho
MAY- Ki Subha Ho
JUN- Ki Chaa’on Ho
JUL- Ki Khushbu Ho
AUG- Ki Taaro’n Bhari
Raat Ho
SEP- Ki Chandni Ho
OCT- Ki Rimjhim Ho
NOV- Ki Hawa Ho
DEC- Ki Sard Raat Ho

SAAL k 12 Mahiney Saath Ho …

  


words begin with A... B... C...
Numbers begin with 1... 2... 3...
Music begins with sa... re... ga...
But friendship begins with U & me

  


   

Listen and Silent are 2 words with same alphabet
& are very important 4 Friendship because
only a friend can listen to u when u r Silent.

 

Best Friendship SMS

 Yeah we're tight, and yeah we fight,
But through all of it, there's one thing,
That will never change, we'll be friends forever.

 
   



"Old friends are Gold! New Friends are Diamonds ! If u get Diamonds, Dont Forget Gold Because Only Gold can Hold a Diamond

 


I may have forgotten to say that I care.
I may have failed to open up and share,
but though no words have been spoken,
my promise of friendship won’t be broken.

 


Colors may fade, the sun may not shine,
the moon may not be bright,
heartbeats may stop,
lives may pass but our friendship,
I’ll treasure ’till the day my heart stops.

 


A memory lasts foreveA memory lasts forever,
and never does it die.
True friends stay together
and never say good bye.

 


I was never tired of this life
and it’s not gonna matter if
I fall down twice, coz I know each time I fall,
you won’t let me hit the ground.
Thanks for being around my friend.!

 


In a year I m:
365 Days Dreaming of U
8760 hours Thinking of U
5,25,600 Minutes Missing U
3,15,36,000 Seconds Treasuring U
DEFINITELY U MY Best Friend.

 


God has given us two gifts; One is choice & another is chance. Choice is to select a gud friend & chance is to have a best one like U

 


Dosti naam hy sukh
Dukh ki kahani ka

Dosti raaz hy sada
Muskurane ka

Ye pal do pal ki
Pehchaan nahi

Dosti tou bandhan hay
Umar bhar nibhane ka

 


Kuch log
Kehte hain dosti pyar hai kuch log
kehte hain dosti zindagi hai.
hum kehte hain dosti dosti hai..
jis-se barh kar na pyar hai na zindagi hai….

 


People like U are found only once in a lifetime.
So U better take care of yourself because
I don t want to waste another lifetime
to find a such a SWEET Friend.

 


Dosti mein humne chaha use itna ,
ki khud ko hi bhul gaye hum ,
aur isi haal me khush the hum ,
par jab todti dosti humse usne ,
sirf zinda lash banke reh gaye hum

 


A true friend understands when u say ?I forgot?,
waits 4ever when u say ?just a min?,
stays with u when u say ?leave me alone?
&
opens his heart even b4 u knock

 


Friendship often ends in love;
but love ends in friendship –
NEVER.

 


   

U r SWEET AS GIN,
HARD AS RUM,
CLEAR AS VODKA,
MATURED AS WHISKY,
REFRESHING AS BEER.
In short u r
a complete BAR
of friendship.
Cheers.

Send to Friends

Messages On Friendship

 Best Gift :- zindegi.
Best Ehasas :- khunshi.
Best Feelings :- pyar.
Best Relation :- dosti.
Best Person :- hum aur tum.

 
   



Kal ho “AAJ” jaisa,
Mahal ho “TAJ” Jaisa,
Phool ho “GULAB” jaisa,
or Zindagi k her qadam pe FRIEND HO
?
?
?
?
?
excuse me ?
?
hellO
.
Friend ho ?
.
Mujh jaisa (H):p

 


Is dil ka hai ek condition,
Jis main nahi kisi ko permission,
Sirf aap jese dost ko hai admission,
Wo bhi bina donation,
So just maintain good relation.

 


Asman ko neend aye to sulao kaha,
dharti ko moot aye to dafnao kaha,
sagar main leher uthe to chupao kaha,
ap jese dost ki yaad aye to jao kaha.

 


Have a heart that never hardens
have a smile that never fades
have a touch that never burnt
and have friendship that never breaks.

 


Friendship is like a glass
handle it with care
because once broken cannot be
mended and even if mended….
a crack is always there !!!

 


I m not Wealthy but i have Rich Heart,
I m not Best but i will try my Best,
I may not be Right every time but
I m Surely not Wrong to choose U as my Friend !

 


Most people walk in and out of your life,
but only FRIENDS leave footprints in
your heart.

 


True meaning of friendship:
Where there is no compromise
in telling the secret.
And there is no secret
for which u need to compromise.

 


Some friends forget
Some move away
Some keep silent
Some just change
But I’m not 1 of them.
I’m here just 4 two moments
.. now & 4ever…!!:)

 


Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,
Zaindagi ki shuruvat Dost se hoti hai,Dost ki shuruvat apno se hoti
hai,Aur apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai!

 


If all my friends were to jump off a bridge,
I wouldn’t jump with them,

I’d be at the bottom to catch them.

 

Treat life as sea, your heart as sea-shore,
And friend as waves.
It never matters how many waves r their,
What matter is which one touches the shore…


 


   

Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,
Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,
Jab wo jage to dhire se ‘Muskarana’,
Phir kehna “KANJUS” SMS karo!

 

New Friendship SMS

 Distances never separate any relation,
time never builds any relation.

If feelings r true from heart,
then friends r always friends forever!


   



1 Stone is enough 2 break a glass,
1 sentence is enough 2 break a heart,
1 word is enough to fall in love &
1 friend is enough to live in this world.




Dosti mausam nahi,
apni mudat pori kare aur rukhsat ho jaye.
dosti sawan nahi,
toot k barse aur tham jaye.
dosti aag nahi
sulge bharke aur rakh ho jaye.
dosti aftab nahi
chamke aur dob jaye,
dosti phool nahi khile aur murjha jay.
dosti to saans hai
jo chale to sab kuch hai,
jo toot jaye to kuch bhi nahi.




DISTANCE never seperates
HEART that really CARE…
Though we may not SPEND
so much time TOGETHER
U r always in my THOUGHTS
my great friend…..




if A is 1,
B is 2,
& C is 3
then L+O+V+E IS 54,
F+R+I+E+N+D+S+H+I+P, IS 108.
INTERESTING NA ,
FRIENDSHIP IS TWICE AS STRONG AS LOVE




Dosti mausam nahi jo apni muddat poori karay aur rukhsat ho jayai,
Dosti phool nahi jo khilay aur murjha jayai,

Doosti tou sans hay jo challay tu sub kuch hay.
Jo totay to kuch bhi nahin…….




Fish said to water
: you wont see my tears,
because I am in the water.

Water replied: But, I can feel your
tears because you are in my heart.

That’s FRIENSHIP




Friends are like street lights,
Along the road, they don’t
make the distance any shorter
but they light up the path
&
make the walk worthwhile.

Thanks for being my friend.




Who is a Dost?
Dost vo jo bin bulaye aaye,
Bevajah sar khaye,
Jeb khali karwaye,
Kabhi sataye,
Kabhi rulaye,
Magar hamesha saath Nibhaye.




Hazrat ALI a.s ne farmaya,
“Kamyabi hoslon se milti hai,
Or
Hosley doston se milte hain,
Or
Dost muqadron se milte hain
Or
Muqadar insan khud bnata hai”




   

Heart can skip beat for a while.
Memories can be kept in a file
A Desert can replace the Nile
But nothing can stop a Smile
When your NAME comes on my Mobile

SMS For Friendship

 Kabhi ankahi baaton ki ada hai Dosti,
Kabhi Gam ki dawa hai Dosti,
Kami hai Pujne walon ki,
Warna zameen par khuda hai DOSTI.
Be Friends Forever!


   



Dosti ghazal hey gungunanay k liye,
Dosti naghma hay sunanay k liye,

Yeh woh jazba hay jo sub ko milta nahin,
Kiyon k hosla chahiye dosti nibhanay k liye..




Are we friends or
Are we not?..
You told me once,
but i forgot..
so tell me ‘now’
and tell me ‘true’..
so i can say,
i am here for you..
of all the friends,
i have ever met
“u’ are the one i
will never forget..
and if i die
before u do..
i will go to heaven
and wait for u..




Love is like “missed call”.
It stops when U try 2 catch.
But Friendship is like “sms”
Bcoz it comes & stays inside Ur Inbox
until U delete it.
So its upto u 2 keep & value a friend!




Don’t keep ur special friends in ur eyes.
They may fall as tears,
keep them in ur Heart,
so that every ‘HEART BEAT’
reminds u that there is
‘SOMEONE FOR U..’




The best cosmetic for the lips is truth,
for the voice is prayers,
for the eyes is pity,
for the hands is charity
&
for the life is “Friendship”




The sweetness of choclate remians
in tongue for some minutes but the
sweetness of person like you remains
in heart forever and ever always.




Mohabbat ka sirap ho tum,
Tension ka capsule ho tum,
Aafat ka injection ho tum,
Par kya kare jhelna padta hai,
Kyonki… DOSTI ka oxygen ho tum.




Aey dost tum ek Mobile ki tarah ho,
khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah,
Dil mein bas jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah;
Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki tarah,
hum ko bhool na jaana Balance ki tarah..




Dosti is something that no1 can hate,
Dosti is a passion we can never rate;
Dosti can happen anytime early or late,
Dosti is only Medicine, without Expiry date.




A good friendship does not depend
on how good understanding we have.

But it depends on how better
we avoid Misunderstandings.




   

 Sache dost ki 3 Nishaniyan:-

1.Bewaqt Miss Call Karega.

2.SMS Muskura k Padhega.

3.Neeche Mat Padhna..-

.

.

Jo Kaam Mana Karo,

bavkoof Woh Zaroor Karega.

Friends SMS Messages

 I Say and You Listen,

its a Good Friendship.

You Say and I Listen,

is a Better Friendship.

But I dont Say and You Understand,

is “Best Friendship.

  
   



Friendship is a collection of hearts,
ready 2 give,
share and understand.

It never fades & never ends.
It only reminds us that life is
not perfect without a friend…

  


When
clouds
breaks
rain fall.
When
coconut
breaks
water falls.
When
luv
breaks
tears falls.
But wen
friendshp
breaks
life falls completly
So never break friendship..

  


I dropped a Tear in the ocean
while Thinking of You.
And I Promised to be
Your friend Till I find it….
Now did you know how long
i need your friendship.? …

  


Friendship is not something
that happens at first sight,
It happens when you start
knowing each other and in turn
endup needing each other.
For every feeling,
for every thought and for every moment.

  


Behind ur smile I know there r sorrows,
Behind ur laughter I know there r tears,
And I want u 2 know that behind u
I am always there 4 u.(Friend Forever)

  


Dilko
dilse
churaaya
tune..
Door
hotehuye
apna banaaya tune..
Kabi bhul
nahi payenga tujko
ae DOST..
Kyunki
dosti karna
hi sikhaya
tune….

  


When things turn out
bad and your strength is
no longer enough to carry them.
You must never give up,
cause when your strength ends,
my worth is your friend begins.

  


True friends are like Diamonds,
They are real and rare.
False friends are like leaves,
They are scattered everywhere.
Take care, MY DIAMOND.

  


   

Aapki DOSTI Ki ek Nazar Chahiye,
Dil hai bay ghar use ek ghar Chahiye,
Bas yun hi SAATH chalte raho ae DOST,
Ye DOSTI humain UMARBHAR Chahiye…!!

 

Good Friendship SMS

 Roses are exclusively for
a nice person like U
from a simple person like ME
keep this rose until they DRY,
but keep my friendship untill I DIE.

  
   



DOSTI
-Kaho to do lafz,
-Mano to bandgi,
-Socho to gehra sagar,
-Dubo to zindagi,
-Karo to aasan,
-Nibhao to muskil,
-Bikhre to sara zamana,
-Simte to Sirf Aap.

  


A friendship is like a winding road,
You never know where it is going to go.

But there is something that I do know,
Which is that our friendship will continue to grow.

  


God was too wise to make friends
without price tags otherwise
how much would a friend like you cost
and
where could I get the money to buy you?

  


24 sweet hours make 1 sweet day!
7 sweet days make 1 sweet week!
4 sweet weeks make 1 sweet month!
But 1 sweet friend like ‘U’
Make my whole life sweet.

  


A lovely star dropped on earth one night.
Asked me u want a million dollar or a good friend?
I choosen to have million dollars.
.
.
.
Because I already have you :)

  


Ur validity of being my friend
is going 2 b expired today,
plz recharge ur friendship immidiately
by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool sms.So hurry

  


A true and caring friend
doesn’t have to speak loud,
a soft sms is just enough,
because it is not the mouth
that really speaks but
it is the heart that feels.

  


Dear O Dear,
You are not Near,
But I can Hear,
Dont Get Fear,
Your memories Here,
Live with Cheer,
No more Tear!…….

  


Life is like a novel.

Many chapters read and forgotten.
But there is one I wont forget.
It’s the chapter
“I met u and we became friends”.

  


Sweet but not honey,
precious but not money,
bright but not sunshine,
Improves with time but not wine,
dont know?? ,it’s friendship..!

  


From MY side to YOU-

knowing a friend like u
has made me happy in
a million ways and if
I ever have to let u go…
i’ll find a million reasons to make u stay. :)

  


   

 There are 3 Chambers in my HEART.
1 for PAPA,
1 for MAA,
1 for GOD.
oh! wat about u dear
Sorry no place for u
in my heart……..
bcoz frendz like u
are my heartbeat..!

 

Short Friendship SMS

 Friendship is not a game to play,
It is not a word to say,
It doesn’t start on March and ends on May,
It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.


   



You’re…
My Friend,
my companion,
through good times and bad
my friend, my buddy,
through happy and sad,
beside me you stand,
beside me you walk,
you’re there to listen,
you’re there to talk,
with happiness, with smiles,
with pain and tears,
I know you’ll be there,
throughout the years!




Roses are pink
as pink as your lips

stars are bright
as bright as your eyes

Apples are red
as red as your cheeks

Snow is white
as white as your teeth

Dew is fresh
as fresh as your face

Night is black
as black as your hair

Breeze is soft
as soft as your voice

Dawn is warm
as warm as your touch

The sky is beautiful
as beautiful as you

And the world is good
as good as your heart

so i m lucky u r my friend




Sacrifice is greater than love,

Character is greater than beauty,

Humanity is greater than wealth,

But nothing is greater than friendship.




There r times i find my hands full of friends…
i want 2 hold them hard
as i fear losing them.
I laugh when i realize that
they r the ones holding me. .
Thanks 4 being 1




I feel happy.
Do u know y?
Coz i’m lucky
U know y?
coz GOD loves me
U know how?
coz god send me a wonderful friend
U know who?
ITS U!!!




When heart beats it says “lub-dub”.
Do U know whats it means?
LUB says “Live Ur life Best”
DUB says “Do Ur Best in life”
Enjoy every heart beat.

“Happy Friendship Day.”




Friendship is not history 2 forget
Friendship is not maths 2 calculate
Friendship is not english 2 learn
its only chemical locha dont try to
understand it just enjoy it




   

I must have been born under a lucky star,
to find a friend as nice as you are.

I will follow the rainbow to the end ,
if you promise to remain my friend !!!

 

Latest Friendship SMS

 Good friends are like tom & jerry
sometimes crap keeps them apart,

but they always come back together!
send this to all your favourite buddies..


   



Zindagi ke tufano ka sahil hai teri dosti,
Dil ke armano ki manzil hai teri dosti,

Zindagi ban jaye jannat agar,
Maut ane tak sath rahe teri yeh dosti.




A day is going to end again.
It is nice to have a friend like U
making my everyday seems so great.
Thank U my good friend lastly
good night n sweet dreams…




Do u know HOW FRIENDSHIP ENDS?
Both friends will think da other is busy & will not contact, thinking it may be disturbing
As time passes both will think let da other contact
After dat each will think Y shud I contact 1st
Here U’R Love will be converted to Hate
U 4get each other One fine day u will meet & blae 1 another
So keep in touch wid u’r friendz & pass dis 2 all u’r friendz.




Ap ki nigah agar meharban ho jai
Main jis zameen pe hoon wo asman ho jai

Hai ab bhi aap ko shak mere dosti per
To phir ik baar mera imtehan ho jai




True friends see u true,
Believe in things u want to do,

Feel glad when ur dreams r true,
Best of all they dont judge u,

They simply love u coz u r u




Just go to hell
yes you
u only !
because
only you can change
hell into heaven
by your sweetness.!




Friends are like a page in a book of life,
Every page with a different subject.
But best friends r d index page
covering every subject.
Thx 4 being index page of my life.




Gate of memories will never close,
How much we miss our freinds nobody knows,
will pass like years,days
And we will remeber those memories like silent tears.




Friendship is about writting
HURTS on the SAND
where wind blows it and forget,
CARVING the BENEFITS in the STONE and never 4get.




Age appears to be best in some things.
Old wood best to burn.
Old books best to read.
Old rice best to eat and
old friends best to keep.




When it hurts to look back,
and you are scared to look ahead,
you can look beside you
and
your best friend will be there




   

 Never walk away from a true friend.
When u c some faults,
b patient & realize that nobody is perfect.
It’s affection that matters,
not perfection.

 

Messages For Friendship

 Longest LOVE is Mother's LOVE,
Shortest LOVE is other LOVE,
sweetest LOVE is Lover's LOVE,
but strongest LOVE is FRIEND LOVE….


   



U make 10 friends,
Laugh wid 9,
Meet 8 of them,
Talk to 7,
Celebrate wid 6,
Share secrets with 5,
Trust 4,
Cry wid 3,
Take help of 2,
But never forget 1 like me:)




To live a life i need a heartbeat,
2 have a heartbeat i need a heart,
2 have a heart i need happiness,
2 have happiness i need a friend
&
4 a friend i need U!




Don’t make friends before understanding

&

Don’t break a friendship after misunderstanding




Ice
is
a
cream,

Love
is
a
dream

but

our
Friendship
is
evergreen.




Think of me and keep in mind
A faithful friend is hard to find
But if you find one equal and true
Never leave him for the new :)




Friends are like bum cheeks.
Crap might separate them,
But they always come back together.




Friendship is a promise spoken by the heart
is not given by plege, nor written on paper,
but promise renewed everytime friends keep in touch.




Before I got in touch with u,
I used to gaze at stars as they were only my friends.
But after I met u,I started believing
that stars do fall on Earth.




True friends are those,
Who care without hesitation,
Who remember without limitation,
Who forgive without explanation &
Who trust without communication.



Art of living:
First of all,dont make friends.
if made,dont go close to them.
if gone,dont like them.
if liked,then plz.. dont leave them.
Good Night, sweet dreams…





   

MY friendship is just like a rubber band,
It is too flexible,
Stretch it as much as u can,
but if u leave it,
it will hurt u a lot, really a lot!

Send to Friends

Cute Friendship SMS

 Friendship doesnt occurs with special ppl,

people becomes special after becoming friends,

Just wanted to let u know that
U r very “Special” to me :-)


   



Treat life as sea,
heart as d seashore &
FRIENDS like d waves.
It never matters how many waves r there?
What matters is which 1 touches d seashore.




The wrong kind of people
dislikes you 4 the good in you
&
The right kind of peoples like you
knowing even the bad in you.
That makes a Friendship strong…




Its not an achievement to
make 1000’s friends in a year,
but an achievement is when
you make a friend for 1000’s years.




A cute thought for those
who believe in friendship.
It’s not necessary 2 share
every secret between true friends
but it’s important that whatever u share is true.




If ur sms is not coming,
I think u r sending but its undelivered,
if U r not calling i think u r trying
but d network is bz,
bcz beleiving is most important in friendship.




Ab aur manzil pane ki hasrat nahi rahe,
Kisi ki yaad me mar jane ki fitrat nahi rahe,

Aap jaisa dost jab se mila he,
Kisi aur ko dost banane ki zarorut nahi rahe,




Missing u iz my “HOBBY”
Care 4 U, is my “JOB”
Make u happy, is my “DREAM”
Pray 4 u, is my “DUTY”

&

2 keep friendship wid u,
.
.
.
.
is my “CHOICE”




Love your love so much that
u Dont have to ask,
‘With whom u were?’
n
Trust ur friend that much that
u Dont have to tell,
‘Dont tell dis 2 anyone’




I have nothing to
offer u in this world.
Its only my..
.
.
.
.
LOVELY
FRIENDSHIP
..
.
.
Chalegi na ?




   

“Value of relation”
is not that how much you feel happy with some one . .
But it is that
how much some one feels ALONE without you!

Friendship SMS Collection

 Is hawa me khushbu hai tumhari,
is chand ki roshni me surat hai tumhari.

Is dil sey jo mar kar b juda na ho sakay
woh sirf aur sirf dosti hai tumhari.


   



A Good Heart And A Good Nature
Are Two Different Issues,

A Good Heart Can Win Many Relationships,
But A Good Nature
Can Win An Sustain Life Long Relationship




This is a message
from a
friend to a
friend for a
friend to be a
friend so that a
friend remains a
friend of a
friend who is a
friend forever.




What’s the meaning of friendship?
this is the close relationship……

in which we want to gossip……..
it’s the life ship………
b coz in life,friend’s the ship……
frinds’r bound like jip.
friendship’s the life’s success tip.




Make a heart which never breaks,
make a smile which never hurts,
make a touch which never pains,
make a friendship which never ends




Friendship opens many doors each with a different
view but none could be more beautiful view
than the door that leads to u



Be slow in choosing a friend & slower while loosing
them bcoz friendship is not an opportunity its a
sweet responsibility.





Sacrifice is greater than Love,
Character is greater than Beauty;
Humanity is greater than Wealth,
But nothing is greater than Friendship.




LOVE: increase ur heart value
SMILE: increase ur face value
PLEASURE: increase ur mind value
FRIENDSHIP: increase ur life value…!
u r good friend…




Friendship is a network that needs:
no recharge!
no roaming!
no validity!
no activation!
no signal problems!
just don’t switch off your Heart.!




Meaning of F.R.I.E.N.D.S.H.I.P

Fun…………That friends share when they are together.
Reliability….A true friend is someone that you can always rely on.
Interest…….Someone who is genuinely interested in u,ur fears, joys, and life.
Energy………They pick you up when you are down, and give you the energy to go on and believe in yourself.
Nothing……..Nothing is ever too much, no matter what time it is, night or day.
Distance…….Although the miles may separate you, a true friend is never far away.
Secrets……..Your feelings and personal/private thoughts that you can only share with a friend.
Happiness……The way I feel when we are together.
Inseparable….Through good times and bad, tears and laughter. A friend will always be there for you.
Perfect……..The friendship




   

 U waited
9 months
2 c d world
1yr 2 walk
2yrs 2 talk
5yrs 2 start studying
BUT i really waited too many years
2 find a sweet friend like U !!

 

Funny Friendship Messages

 A moment of joy spent
under a willow,
The tear of eye that
wets your pillow,
Sometimes pain
&
Sometimes pleasure
When given by Friends,
Both are treasure !


   



The 1 who holds Ur hand
every time when U need support,
is surely a Good Friend
But
A true Friend is 1 Who
holds Ur hand more
tightly when U say
“Leave Me Alone”




The 10 qualities of perfect friend

1 great & brave heart
2 sweet & soft voice
3 sharp & fast brain
4 cute & stupid smile
5 loving & caring
6 confident
7 attractive
8 deep connectivity
9 power of speaking truth
10 power of hearing lie about their self




In life, we meet a lot of people,
but
make friends with few
in those few
some touch our life
in such a way that
their presence is felt
in their absence…!




A true friend is someone,
you can disagree with
and still remain friends …

For if not,
they weren’t true friends
in the first place …




“I value ma friends more
than i value my life.”

So when i say
u r my friend,

it’s just as good
as saying u r my life”.!




F.R.I.E.N.D.S
Are Like
R.A.I.N.B.O.W
They Brighten Your
L.I.F.E
After You Have
Gone Through A
S.T.O.R.M




Crazy days and screwed up nights,
Tons of Crushes and stupid fights,
Secrets we will take to the grave,
Pictures we will forever save,
Through thicks and things,
Always true.
*FRIENDS forever, me n U*




A line knows no end
until u put a stop to it,
let our FRIENDSHIP be that line
&
let make sure that it’ll go on & on for ever.




   

 A stone dropped in
water in a moments
its gone
but
there’ll b 1000 ripples
circling on & on
2day im here
2morow im gone
but
there’ll b 1000
memories echoing on & on

Friendship SMS

 FRIENDSHIP is vast like UNIVERSE.
Deep like OCEAN.
High like SKY.
Strong like IRON.
Kind like MOTHER.
& cute like ME.


   



A friend gives hope when life is low,
a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go,
a friend is honest, a friend is true.
A friend is precious a friend is u.




One day Friendship & Love met one-another.
Love asked Friendship -
“Why do You exist if I’m there?”
So Friendship said -
“To give a Smile to those eyes in which You leave Tears.”




Moon said to me,
if ur friend is not messaging u
why dont you leave ur friend.
I looked at moon and said
does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.




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                                       ????????//,***????*
                                          ???????(,(**/*??????*
                                                  ??www.smsdose.com????*
                                         ?????((,**)*/**/?????*
                                         ????,(,****.:)*??????*
                                       ???((,*****)???????*
                                      ??,(,***/*)?*????,?*
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                                        ?,????_)–?–?——/_.

I’m giving to you a bird of friendship
now its ur responsibility to care it.




Friendship is a Golden Chain
Between 2 Hearts.
Sharing 8 Feelings.
+Love
+Sad
+Happy
+Truth
+Faith
+Secret
+Help
+Feelings…
=Friendship




Friendship and Love are medicine
for any kind of pain
but
be sure that there is no medicine
in the world
for pain given by Love and Friendship.




If 2 hearts r meant 2 b friends,
No matter how long it takes,
How far they go,
How tough it seems,
Fate will bring them together,
2 share FRIENDSHIP 4 EVER.




If U need a friend and
there are a hundred steps between us,
you can take the 1st step to get near me
and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.




This is a friendship bridge
when you are sad and lonely
just cross this bridge
on the other side of this bridge
always and all the tie I am waiting for you.




   

My friendship is nothing but a round,
Wandering why?
Because it has no end
:)

Send to Friends

Friendship Messages

 SWEETHEART, is a special word for LOVE,
LOVE, is special word for CARE,
CARE, is special word for FRIEND,
and
FRIEND, is special word for… ‘YOU”

 
   



Make a friend its a Gift !
Have a friend its a Grace !
Keep a friend its a Virtue but
Be a good friend its a honor !

 


How can U tell the rain not 2 fall
when clouds exist?

How can U tell the leaves not 2 fall
when wind exist?

How can U tell me not 2 fall in friendship
when U exist.

 


When u rise up,
Your friend know who you are.

When you fall down,
You know who your friend are.

 


Flower are many
But i like rose.

Friends are many
But I like u.

 


When it hurts to look back,
and you’re scared to look ahead,
you can look beside you
and your best friend will be there

 


Friendship is all about 3 things
Winning
Losing n
Sharing

Winning your friends heart,
Losing your ego,
and Sharing joys and sorrows.

 


As precious as u r to me,
As precious no one can ever be,
I know friends r hard to choose,
But u r a friend I never want to lose.

 


A triangle has 4 end,
square has 3 end,
segment has 2 end,
but our friendship has no end.

 


H_M T _M
Is not complete
with out “U”

&

Fr _endsh_p
will never be
completed
with out “I”

so U n I
have to be there
forever if

u want
HUM &TUM 2
be friends

 


If u r a chocolate u r the sweetest,
if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable,
If u are a Star u r the Brightest,
and since u r my ?FRIEND? u r the ?BEST?!

 


I m Happy, U know Why ?
Because I m Lucky, U know Why ?
Because GOD Love me, U know How ?
He sent the best friend to me u know Who ?

 


   

BIRTH IS START OF LIFE
BEAUTY IS ART OF LIFE
LOVE IS PART OF LIFE
DEATH IS LAST OF LIFE
BUT
FRIEND IS HEART OF LIFE