Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!
Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!
Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?
Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.
Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest
and pease so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!
Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
Biwi: Tumare dimag me sirf gobar bhara hai.
Pati: To fir itni der se Q kha rahi ho?
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Husband: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Husband: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Husband: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...
Wife: What is so interesting in me?
Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!
Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent
Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to!(let me count!)
Husband aur Wife Hotel
me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha,”Koun Thi Wo?”
Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.